The Chauvinism and I

hmm...Chauvin... a french soldier, a die hard follower of Napolean Bonaparte. was a fanatic about napolean, he would never hear anything against him and always he thought that no one is as good as Napolean.
now can anyone tell me, is it bad to assume your master is the best and no one can equale him. and especially if your master is someone like Napolean Bonaparte. but sometimes, good things turn bad just due to misinterpretion. and such fanatism towards nationalism was given a name as Chauvinism! a word used today with negative connotation.
why is it so... it is regarded as someone who thinks of a specific group or race or gender as the best over the other, alright...u consider it that way...but why u malign the soldier's name. what was his fault... was fanatic patriotism his fault?
was he wrong when he said the people of napolean are the best in the world? no way...
every one of us thinks that way.. yes some idealistic hypocrits will say..we never say like that...ok...i will prove it...
whenever we go to any career councelling.. any exam.. wat does the councellor says... he says, never think that you are inferior to anyone ...always believe in youself, and think that you are the best and you can do it... now wat will you call it?
is it some sort of Chauvinism..yes...i suppose it is a shorter and smaller version..i will give you one more example...when we say..mera bharat mahan...saare jahan se acchha hindosta hamara...it shows Chauvinism and no one can deny it...
and now we will go deeper into it...nothing wrong with this until now... everyone will agree to this... but when it come to states...people say this is bad...no one can claim its own state or his language is best...alright...this is entirely correct... i agree to this..but hey...wat the heck ,isnt this applicable to everyone? or is it just for the people who claim themselves as white collar and ofcourse the hypocrits..... i think the later one is correct because..i have never seen a person who isnt passionate about his own language in India... nothing wrong in it..until it goes out of control...and costs the nation bad...
but when something bad is said about the people passionate abt the language i always fight back..whats wrong being passionate...why are these people taunted and moreover why are they called Chauvinists...well for these people i want to give an exaple...i suppose everybody knows Belgium..there are two languages...Flemish a variant of dutch used in northern region and Wallon variant of french in southern and for everyone's info each lanuage thinks of the other as inferior especially the flemish people think that the wallons are inferior, now call that Chauvinism....sorry wrong word..Chauvinism is a Good word...and according to me if someone calls u Chauvinist..u shd be happy.. now i hope that all of you after knowing what a Chauvinist is....use the word Carefully and as for me...
I am Chauvinst!!!!and i proudly say that.....I am Chauvinist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(This post is a tribute to Chauvin and Great Napolean Bonaparte)

I am Superman

well well well,
i always thought i am a bad man, whom everyone dislikes. but thats not true. see who i am.

my results:
You are Superman

Superman 85% Green Lantern 80% Spider-Man 70% Robin 55% Iron Man 55% Supergirl 50% Hulk 45% Wonder Woman 40% Batman 40% The Flash 35% Catwoman 15%

You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test


and yes, right now i am in a good mood not just because of this, but i saw oceans 12. it is a good movie, good timepass. and i like george clooney.
i read some of my frnds' posts, and i am amused how differently the people living in same environment can think. really.. human mind is the most amazing place, no one can define its behaviour.
signing off with a
BABA KI JAY!

Pakistan Murdabad!

namaste,
phir naya dil laya hoon...yeh kehna tha musharraf ka jab vo recently hindustan aaya tha....
aur is baar cricket tour pe uski country ne dikha diya hai ki vo log..
phir vahi aukaat dikha rahe hai...
saale...phattu ...pitches banayi to aisi jahan unke batsmen ko koi problem naa ho...saale lekin bhul gaye hamare batsmen (excluding Ganguly) unse bhi acchhe khelenge aisi track pe...saala bhim bhi udhar jaayega to century maarega... dhoni aur pathan ne kal ijjat nikali...ab chaddi bachate ghoom rahe hain saale...
test series 0-0 draw jaayegi...sale aukaat sirf pitch pe nahi dikhayi....afridi akhtar aur kaneria bhi apni kutteki aukaat dikha ke gaye...saale ..wicket leni nahi aati to muh kholte hai....abe himmat hai to apne hi banaaye hue track pe wicket leke dikhao...par kya kare...kutte ki dum tedhi ki tedhi hi rehti hai...
for more of pakistani aukaat...go here....

oks...i used my rashtrabhasha because for swearing pakistaanis..i needed its help...it becomes more fluent there... and yeah now back to college activities...nothing new...only a new veteran prof to teach us a practical subject...lokks to be even more strict than our HOD...lesse how things work out...atleast i want to pass this last semester with some good marks..which have eluded me from last some time...
and yeah something happened after a long time...a heated arguement...and was a good tonic for me for rest of the day... actually bhim opened it and got kicked...
a group of 24 people in 80 class strength went for siemens visit and bhim described it as class trip so varun whiped him in front of a prof and debate started ...bhim asked him why in the break and varun slashed back in heat...another addition to heat was me..i also stormed bhim over this and asked him why he purposely kept visit on friday when we had told him tht we r busy in advance... and an unwanted guy entered ...thite ...and wat he got was high intensity statements from me.... he was trying his best in their defence but i wasnt in frame to listen to anything cause there was no defence for their deed...fortunately varun wasnt around or else thite was about to have a double banging..
this happened in our class after a long time...and i breathed fresh air after this.....' so my class hasnt changed afterall'........me and varun were back at what we did whole last year...serious asswhippin...
well overall this was all unwanted..but u know bhim...his idealism leads to these things...what can one do abt it....

and in Baba update section...am still waiting for Baba's new venture Chingaari...its promos are flashing on all television channels...i think Baba is going to overshadow Sushmita in this Kalpana Lajmi film...
and yeah Son of BABA is about to make his debut...he will be starring in an Abbas-Mustan flick also...gr8 start for BABA son...so here is today's photo ...Son of Baba..Mimoh AKA Mahakshay....

Dravid ki jay ho!!!!

salaam friends,
so here i am on the eve of 22nd test century of the great Dravid and 1st century of my yet another favourite MS Dhoni...they both played awesome...
they both play in contrasting styles...but both are awesome...Dravid the more conventional and technically correct and Dhoni the butcher....he just raped Akhtar and company...and those two hugees after that glare from Kaneria were like salt on a wound...One of the sixes disappeared out of the ground...it was awesome to see dhoni kicking pakistani a**es when the crowd was chanting..Jeetega bhai Jeetega....Pakistan Jeetega....
all the screams and shouts were silenced by dhoni's bat...
Pakistan tried everything...negative balling...sledging...but all in vain...special mention for Shahid Afridi..the dirtiest player in the game...he showed his real aukaat in morning when he tried to rattle laxman with his verbal abuse and then pathan in the eve...but pathan and dhoni F***ed him enough to show him who's the boss....
not to forget Dravid and Laxman's efforts in the morning..they steadied the ship and then a flood of wickets... the only way in which Dravid could have been out was a runout and it just happened...that wasnt it though...Dhoni awakened dreaming pakistanis in the post tea session...

something important........The French warship Clemenceau is being sent to Indian ship breaking yard Alang, where impoverished workers would break down the toxic ship, with more than 500 tonnes of asbestos. Organizations like Greenpeace are condemning this decision of putting marine life and lives of workers at Alang in danger. Even country like Egypt kept Suez Canal blocked for the ship as they thought the toxic ship may affect the marine life there. Is it worthy losing lives for some money?

thus we have this petition regarding this issue...do visit the link and sign the petition....

now something abt college...well nothing happened...two lectures and then we fleed college..its always like that these days...now i am thinking of last jan-feb..this same time i was toiling for techno and space...our toil did pay some good dividends...now its a history ..a new committee has taken over and they did well with their techno..i was completely satisfied the way they handled the things behind the curtain...which are most important...god give them power to give a better SPACE than us...
signing off as usual with a BABA KI JAY!!!!

P.S. Nothing abt baba today..so putting a photo for compensation.....young BABA!!!!!!

OLDBOY Rocks!!!

namaste yaaron,
today i didnt go to college and how good it was, i heard some unwanted people wanted to meet me, as told me by varun...
today i attended ICFAI seminar... everything they told was known to me a priori...but still the visit wasnt a waste as i got to see their campus in mumbai...and most importantly i had a good chick right in front of me...so i held on for those boring one and a half hours...
jokes apart...but campus seems to be alright...a good institution..not as good as SP jain though...but as i always say ..be in ur aukaat thats the key for a happy life.. so i have decided to go for their interviews...lets test myself and see what sort of abilities i have...and there is always an option for me of not taking admission there ..even after the interview clearance...
now to the daily life... we all kicked one of our frnds a** royally over one of his post on our group blog...i still think it was a bit harsh on that idealistic chap..
other thing include..i saw OLDBOY yesterday and it is awesome...i saw its copy ZINDA too...and i really felt bad at seeing that...why do these directors from india try and copy things...and its not just an inspiration its frame to frame copy in some scenes...sometimes even dialogues are translated...i hate this stuff..dont these guys have original ideas...
but one must say OLDBOY is too good..and any cinelover will just love it...its not for people with weak hearts...and its very bold end does keep the viewers spellbound and shocked..i give it a ********** rating..its really awesome...do see it if u get a chance..
updates on BABA ...his most talked about Sushmita Sen starrer Chingaari is about to release...its promos have started to come..and i am waiting eagerly to see how BABA outclasses the raunchy Sushmita...lessse anyways..
signing off with a big Rahul Dravid Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belated Happy Birthday Wall!

namaskar,
Kal beemar hone ke karan kuchh nahi likh paya... actually main kal likhna chahta tha.. kal Rahul "The Wall" Dravid ka Birthday tha. Maine to apna yahoo messenger status bhi "happy birthday the wall" likha tha...lekin shaam ko fever aa gaya(Cricket nahi!!!) aur phir blog entry nahi likh paya. baaki to kuchh khaas nahi tha kal lekin haan Rahul Dravid ka Birthday ye sabse khaas cheez hai....
one thing i really dont understand..when Sachin's birthday comes....all news channels and all newspapers rock their three four days on it. special supplements and what not..and this great guy Rahul Dravid doesnt even find a mention ....why the hell is this partiality...what he hasnt done..that sachin has done..in my opinion he is certainly better than sachin...atleast in consistency..
one thing accepted sachin is more gifted one..but does that mean..hard work doesnt pay..and just because he is not flamboyant...he doesnt get the limelight...
this is really unfortunate...but from one perspective it is good...
use kisiki nazar to nahi lagegi....

neways..main to poora din lete lete tha...haan ek aur baat..bhute mahashay ke kehne pe maine english short(!) stories likhna shuru kiya hai...bhute bhai ne already publicity shuru kar di hai...to unhike kehne pe apne blog par bhi main publicity karna chahta hoon...
these are two links of two stories...
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2745940/1/
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2748392/1/

agar atyachaar ho raha ho to vaise bata dena main likhna to nahi bandh karunga lekin yahan links dena bandh karunga...
Dhanyavad and signing off.....as usual with a big BABA KI JAY HO!!!

Tapping and AMU the Sonia way!

hello guys,
here is one more post from the prophet. this time around i am going to dibble dabble in some politics. well from sometime now we all are hearing about this phone tapping stuff. this looks very fishy to me as according to me sonia gandhi is a very cheap lady indeed, and sonia gandhi cant be so intelligent to do this. there must be some congressman's shrewd brain behind this.

and one more thing...hehehe i just wanted to confirm whether congress is secular..because this AMU issue is being handled drastically. these bastards want to make a classy univ like AMU a minority institution..is this a secular act???
and look at these muslims they are carrying out bandh for that.. pseudo secular parties have always backed muslims and this is the outcome of that....

now straying away from politics.. i follow this premier hockey league...good to see our very own national game is back in action.. and with such beautiful arrangements and technology.. just a minor change required..kick that bastard KPS gill out..and even the national team will perform...one can easily see maratha warriors kicking ass.. its always been western region hockey players at their best...but this rascal gill has purposely kept them out..look at the games of Dhanraj pillay(who doesnt know him!), Viren Ruskinha, Tushar Khandekar, Girish Pimple, Sanjay mahadik.. all these are far better players than prabhjyot, gagan ajit... but only thing they lack is they donot hail from punjab...this is ridiculous...

well i also want to tell all you football fanatics..do look at our national sport...its far faster than football, and is even more thrilling... enjoy and support it too.. it needs support..

well yeah...one of my friend has started this good blog called socialcause.blogspot.com...this was non functional for last some days.. but i have tried to regenerate it...do visit it and take membership..post comments and do support this good campaign....

signing off for now...wating for college to begin.. and yet another season of asswhipping...

Some thoughtful thinking(!)

well well well,
this is yet another post..by the most busy nonworking person...whos spends his whole lotta time on net..but doesnt find a time to write some posts to blog...
well the thing is that all my frnds want to know abt my daily affairs...yeah..every person wants to know about other persons private life..it is a common tendancy...
and yes..u can make out that from any book on life...
a famous saying goes..as u write more and more personal--it becomes more and more universal..
this is my fav sentence by all means...
but i am smart..my frnds want my personal life..well take it..but take it with BABA flavour..being a huge fan of baba..i always try and promote him with utmost aggression..but really..no point in forcibly making a point..a person in sleep can be awakened but one who pretends sleep cant be..
i wud just say..watch baba's old movies, see his career graph and social work and then decide...

and well abt my personal life..nothin much..i flunked in CAT..no interview calls from IIMs..well i know i dun deserve them...but hope is immortal..
and yeah a good news..i passed ICFAI and have got a call for interview...lesse how it works..

back pain persists making life a living hell...i sometimes get frustrated with this as it is still goin strong after 4 and half months...but wenever i get down..i think of stephen hawking..and then i feel i am strong and happening...he is a real inspiration...

saw three movies this vacation..bluffmaster, dombivli fast and ek ajnabee...
well i wont write much but will give stars...
**1/2, ***,*** respectively...
jr bachchan is yet to learn to carry things alone...

and yeah most important....Rahul Dravid has slapped Ganguly...with indirect words...and also slapped Pakis for repetitve senseless statements abt pakistan having better chances..so word war has begn and dravid's doing it well...best of luck to him for actual fight...

well baba's new movie is abt to come out...do visit a pictorial of it here...
http://specials.rediff.com/movies/2005/dec/29slide1.htm

yeah..last but not the least...my frnd haridas gave me a link to blog on mahabharata..
well i din like tht...u do read it and gimme ur views
http://aashraya.blogspot.com

bbye...and have a nice time...
signing off..bba bhakt as always------BABA KI JAI HO!!!!!!!